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February 26th, 2020next

February 26th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] the stories are as repetitive as they are... sexy

[img title] i would be a better plumber than electrician because i make small mistakes all the time and the consequences of a plumbing mistake are "got wet" while the consequences of an electrical mistake are "electrocuted and dead now".

[mailto subject] wait: my FAVOURITE hot messes?! honey you need to LEAD with that next time
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talk about a wasteful hobby, am i right

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February 24th, 2020next

February 24th, 2020: Hey, I've got a mailing list for SECRET PALS! If you'd like to be a SECRET PAL, baby, now is your chance. I only send out a message like once a month!

– Ryan

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[rss title] talk about a wasteful hobby, am i right

[img title] I've gotten real good at it and NOBODY wants to see. UPDATE: oh no oh NO someone wanna see

[mailto subject] gladwell says i'm - and this word gets thrown around a lot lately but in this case i'm sure it's accurate - an expert
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CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, read the coffee cup. CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, sighed my brain as i stared at the superspy ordering a black coffee with a shot of espresso

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February 21st, 2020next

February 21st, 2020: Thanks for reading my comic today, everyone!! Thanks for reading it EVERY day, actually. And if you're not reading it every day NOW'S YOUR CHANCE I GUESS??

– Ryan

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[rss title] CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, read the coffee cup. CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT, sighed my brain as i stared at the superspy ordering a black coffee with a shot of espresso

[img title] angola sighed, which just made his dimples look cuter. as i looked at him i thought, oh dang, well i can't just NOT kiss this deadly representation of extrajudicial state authority

[mailto subject] Angola Maldives, who despite my best intentions was becoming this really well developed character, looked over his tragic backstory with interest
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the time: once upon a! and in they end they lived happily: ever after!

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February 19th, 2020next

February 19th, 2020: Who was the first person in history with the power to end civilizations? NOT ME, THAT'S FOR (THANKFULLY) SURE

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[rss title] the time: once upon a! and in they end they lived happily: ever after!

[img title] double double toil AND trouble? uh that's a nope from me, chief

[mailto subject] i mean, i have to toil, sure, but at least it's in theory not NECESSARILY a field ALL the time
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according to the super mario wiki, because YES I researched this comic to make sure my numbers were correct, mario's first two enemies were "Donkey Kong" and "Fire".

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February 17th, 2020next

February 17th, 2020: Mario I love you too

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[rss title] according to the super mario wiki, because YES I researched this comic to make sure my numbers were correct, mario's first two enemies were "Donkey Kong" and "Fire".

[img title] It's-a me, therefore I-a am

[mailto subject] pidgit did nothing wrong and mario is the aggressor, change my mind
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okay FINE but when do we get to placentalentine's day

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February 14th, 2020next

February 14th, 2020: Happy Valentine's Day to all the sweeties but especially to MY sweetie!!

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[rss title] okay FINE but when do we get to placentalentine's day

[img title] if you want to discuss valentine's... we shallentine's

[mailto subject] RATIONALEntine's is giving me bad MORALEntines!!
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